A Cynical Abominations Blog

a large city, the third largest in Missouri, the city known as Springfield. the daughter of two happily married parents, the two peop...

1.) One thing I wrote that I never put on the blog was a story about a greaser boy. I really liked it but I never felt comfortable enough to...

Movie- The Truman Show  Movie- Ferris Bueller's day off. Movie- The Shawshank Redemption    Movie- Beetlejuice

Before I fell asleep, I would pray to god. He was the only who seemed to listen anymore. Walking through the polished halls of the giant ...

Flying away from __________. What am I flying away from?  I know I am not flying towards anything  But then wouldn't that mean ...

(Take note that this is a fiction piece, set through the eyes of a 9-12 year old little girl.) The moon rises over the pale park, fi...

We ended up just dicking the day away. So, we head back to the camp and pulling out some stuff for a campfire, even though the trailers b...

My favorite movie is The Shawshank redemption. The plot was incredibly well thought out, and planned. The story was intriguing, sad and kep...

"Your mom goes to college" - Kip (Napoleon Dynamite) "Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able t...

"But you should not be in the zoo. No. You should NOT be in the zoo. With all the things that you can do, the circus is the pa...