My Favorite Quotes

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"Your mom goes to college" - Kip (Napoleon Dynamite)

"Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad." -Anonymous

"I wouldn't want you to starve while we eat our ham." -My Nana



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